Birmingham Blitz dames V Middlesborough Milk Rollers
MATCH COVERAGE
Confidently smoothing through those cream top pints in the first round, but its early in the game still kiki katsplat's fallen flat and taken bitter and split er. and they've both just fallen down!
The second round Inky Minky takes the lead and beats to a pulp them Blitz dames'- brutally.
Oh no oh no – but fear not its only the third round ... and that's the one which brings the luck around (Well apparently) it does, but Im not so sure now... look out smoking aces is round about the grounds.
The game picks up with mighty stead in the fifth round. Blitz is back creating carnage. attack's sifting through em in a mighty blunder, then rosin with her super speed sprint knocks in to them milkies and they go flying and spilling all o'er like skittles a-plenty landing on their knees, shouting and cryin and sneezing- (oh please!!)
Ellie's ass is golden, her gluteals are steel and everyone who comes near will "boing" across the field!
Its round six now and show this Minky Minx she's whipping Tracy Widow and chicken winging Bee. There was a point of some foul play, but I cannot recall exactly when, so Bee takes a hip check and knocks them up the other end.
Blizzard is better than a hurricane storming ahead not even to say Jak sie masz? Dobrze or czesc. So flabbergasted by her sweepishness the ref takes a note then falls flat on his face. -get it??!!
After the first half Blitz Dames are in the lead by over half of course- indeed. Its 83-41 everyone is in the lead. don't reckon they'll get tired yet.. Its only 5 :03
They've got sore bums, garish gums and dirty knees, but not enough of injuries. I want, I want- no teeth!!
Blizzards in the Jam now and no one is close behind, in fact they're all behind and scattered right around. Whoops a bloody daisy its just not derby ref how can you possibly accuse her of cutting up the edge?
A result of refs decision means that Roisin's also been shopped they're sittin looking pretty in that derby penalty box. Do I spot the magnificent Milkie?- Von sleeze is storming ahead of our lot.
ITS TIME TO HAVE SOME FUN DAMES and bump some Middlesborough butt, but until the game is over we haven't yet had enough.
Am ya on the game? Yam having a blast? Yo Middlesbrough we gonnae kick yo ass!
Bunny's checking hips and her tails tickling the opposition. Katsplats taking on the rest armed only with gracious positions. she separates the blockers wall with her amazing hip check
scratch. When in sixth round unbelievably Alamites pounding with her ass. Gotta watch out for that one love shes a scary mudder f***er. She takes you when you least expect it and causes gross malfunctions to your diiiiiVA.
Smoking Aces is down again after Cross and Sin have duffed her in -(a totally legal stance) She's fitting on the floor I think and the announcers say she's out....so we all applaud some more!
Rosins rubbing them up a bit and giving them some stick, Violets lapping by three and Ellie fires in the biz. Victoria Cross is cross by three and taking it all very seriously. She's level with our
sin and flawing milkies left right and TING. Alamite angels not quite so angelic with a shoulder hit like that she's extremely bloody lethal and should be cast from heaven and this bout.
Kiki's in the lead jam and bitters looking sweet, grabbed and whipped by kiki aiding glorious defeat. Union holds her hand out and puts kiki in the front. They're falling over sideways and taking a lot of brunt. That is three jams for kiki, then three jams for Jack, that's a great few jams for
and for Violet Attack.
Roisins a real Grand slammer today. They're all got lots of wrath.
The score boards are up now its time to go get real TRASHED Heading down to Subside for a Blitz Dames bash eating pizza and spending lots of cash, the girls are burping slurping and slapping buts at last.
